"Place one layer meringue-side-DOWN on cake plate."
It breaks my heart every time to flip that pretty crackly stuff upside down where it will be crushed to death by another layer of yumminess.
It's a rough life.
Somebody turned 2 yesterday, and all he wanted was a blue cake and a jumbo jet.
I managed the blue cake (complete with lots of bowl and beater licking):
... but we're still working on that jumbo jet. Maybe for Christmas, Titus. :)
(Oh, and now if you ask him how old he is, he will respond "I'm a wild boar." Hmm... I wonder why...)
What - you don't celebrate your half birthday? Well, your real birthday must not be 7 days before Christmas. Perhaps your real birthday is in the summer, and you have two exciting events to look forward to throughout the year: your birthday and Christmas, rather than the two just blending together. Your real birthday party has probably never been rained out or held in the dark even though it is only 4 pm. Your piƱata candy probably hasn't fallen into a puddle of rain water. You have probably never had the Noro Virus during your real birthday party because your party is not held at the peak of flu season. If you had experienced these real birthday woes, you would definitely have started celebrating your half birthday by now.