Me: "Moses, if you keep picking out all the mushrooms and having that bad attitude, you are going to get in trouble."
Moses (after pausing to think this over): "What if I pick out the mushrooms and have a GOOD attitude?
Me (after laughing uproariously): "Ok, you can pick out the big ones. But ONLY if you have a good attitude about it."
I couldn't help myself. It was too good ... and yes, I know mushrooms aren't vegetables.